my fellow men can you respond to this lady..!!!

A frustrated lady wrote...
Men!!!Men!!!Men!!! So complicated,
So confusing,
So hard to please.
If u try 2 pls dem, u re cheap.
If u make love (sex) to them, u're a Love
Peddler. If u don't, u re playing hard to get.
If u show dem u love dem, u're too
emotional.
If u don't show it, u don't love dem.
If u give them attention, u're bugging them,
if u don't u're with other men. If u demand for attention u'rea nagging
woman,
if u don't u're not understandable
If u dress sexy, u're attracting other men
If u don't , u're awkward & local.
If u cook & wash their clothes u're desperate
If u don't, u're not a wife material.
If u go to club/party, u're too exposed
If u don't, u're naïve.
If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1 man
If u're ugly, u're not up to standard. If u're independent, u're chasing men away
If u're dependent, u're a liability:
If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed, U're a sex
addict
If u don't, u're making sex boring.

If u'r pregnant, u want to trap them: If u're not pregnant, u're not a
woman or might hv damaged ur womb
If u ask men for money U're too demanding
What do men really want?
Does that mean they don't even know what
they want? O
They can be so annoying!!!
GOSH!! please, answer dis question:
if u are a man pls be sincere,
WHAT DO MEN REALLY WANT?
Over to you men, your comments, please!