Tudame! *SMH*

So yesterday in my "trying new things" mood, i decided to buy Melvins Vanilla flavoured tea bags. Boy oh boy, in my crazy imagination, it tasted like a cup of the great god Zeus ( of the greek mythology) pee! In short, it tasted like nothing i have ever tasted before, simply heavenly!
I think Melvins should pay me for the above description. Ama?
Onto other matters....Women!
Si tudame twa Nairobi tuna mambo! Sio the uptown ones na sio tule twa tuVitz, no, wale walitoka Karatina last week and they try sooo damn hard to fit in, it's hilarious.
If you've ever seen the girls who study at the KQ college, they always have their makeup properly done almost to a fault. So nikiwa kwa double M yesterday waiting ijae, in walks this chic. She proceeded to ask the Makanga in her not so uuhhhmm great english whether the matatu was headed to the KQ Pride Centre. In the usual way, the Makanga informed her matatu inaenda Airport so atashuka on the way. She stated in matter of factly way vile yeye haendi Airport but Pride Centre. Man, it was soo annoying!
Then she goes like,
"Mimi nimekwambia Pride Centre na sio Airport"
"Madam, gari za Airport ndio pia gari zinapita Pride Centre so panda matatu"
Man, i just had to confirm who this chic was.
Am not hating on her or anything but you don't get to talk to people just the way you feel like ati juu unaenda Pride Centre na yeye ni Makanga. Man, that's not who he is, it's what he does to put food on the table. Who do you think you are? Nancy Baraza?
Especially when dressed in those clothes that scream Eastleigh from as far as Timbuktu! Go to Ngara, Gikomba or Toi Market and acquire some style first. With those eyebrows that you felt necessary to draw them back on, nah, the ATT was uncalled for.
*Breathing in slooowly*
Have a blessed August people!